Poor Richard Improved 1754 

Ben Franklin 

Kind READER,

I have now serv'd you three Apprenticeships, yet, old as I am, I have no Inclination to quit your Service, but should be glad to be able to continue in it three times three Apprenticeships longer. 

The first Astrologers I think, were honest Husbandmen; and so it seems are the last; for my Brethren Jerman and Moore, and myself, the only remaining Almanack-makers of this Country, are all of that Class: Tho' in intermediate Times our Art has been cultivated in great Cities, and even in the Courts of Princes; witness History, from the Days of King NEBUCHADNEZZAR I. of Babylon, to those of Queen JAMES I. of England. - But you will ask, perhaps, how I prove that the first Astrologers were Countrymen? - I own this is a Matter beyond the Memory of History, for Astrology was before Letters; but I prove it from the Book of the Heavens, from the Names of the twelve Signs, which were mostly given to remark some Circumstance relative to rural Affairs, in the several successive Months of the Year, and by that Means to supply the Want of Almanacks. - Thus, as the Year of the Ancients began most naturally with the Spring, Aries and Taurus, that is, the Ram and the Bull, represented the successive Addition to their Flocks of Sheep and Kine, by their Produce in that Season, Lambs and Calves. - Gemini were originally the Kids, but called the Twins, as Goats more commonly bring forth two than one: These follow'd the Calves. - Cancer, the Crab, came next, when that Kind of Fish were in Season. - Then follow'd Leo, the Lion, and Virgo, the Wench, to mark the Summer Months, and Dog-days, when those Creatures were most mischievous. In Autumn comes first Libra, the Ballance, to point out the Time for weighing and selling the Summer's Produce; or rather, a Time of Leisure for holding Courts of Justice in which they might plague themselves and Neighbours; I know some suppose this Sign to signify the equal Poise, at that Time, of Day and Night; but the other Signification is the truer, as plainly appears by the following Sign Scorpio, or the Scorpion, with the Sting in his Tail, which certainly denotes the Paying of Costs. - Then follows Sagittary, the Archer, to show the Season of Hunting; for now the Leaves being off the Trees and Bushes, the Game might be more easily seen and struck with their Arrows. - The Goat accompanies the short Days and long Nights of Winter, to shew the Season of Mirth, Feasting and Jollity; for what can Capricorn mean, but Dancing or Cutting of Capers? - At length comes Aquarius, or the Water-bearer, to show the Season of Snows, Rains and Floods; and lastly Pisces, or the two Shads, to denote the approaching Return of those Fish up the Rivers: Make your Wears, hawl your Seins; Catch 'em and pickle 'em, my Friends; they are excellent Relishers of old Cyder. - But if you can't get Shad, Mackrell may do better. 

I know, gentle Readers, that many of you always expect a Preface, and think yourselves slighted if that's omitted. So here you have it, and much good may't do ye. As little as it is to the Purpose, there are many less so, now-a-days. - I have left out, you see, all the usual Stuff about the Importunity of Friends, and the like, or I might have made it much bigger. You think, however, that 'tis big enough o'Conscience, for any Matter of Good that's in it; - I think so too, if it fills the Page, which is the Needful at present, from

Your loving Friend to serve,

R. SAUNDERS.

The first Degree of Folly, is to conceit one's self wise; the second to profess it; the third to despise Counsel. 

Take heed of the Vinegar of sweet Wine, and the Anger of Good-nature. 

The Bell calls others to Church, but itself never minds the Sermon. 

Cut the Wings of your Hens and Hopes, lest they lead you a weary Dance after them. 

In Rivers & bad Governments, the lightest Things swim at top. 

The Cat in Gloves catches no Mice. 

If you'd know the Value of Money, go and borrow some. 

The Horse thinks one thing, and he that saddles him another. 

Love your Neighbour; yet don't pull down your Hedge. 

When Prosperity was well mounted, she let go the Bridle, and soon came tumbling out of the Saddle. 

Some make Conscience of wearing a Hat in the Church, who make none of robbing the Altar. 

In the Affairs of this World Men are saved, not by Faith, but by the Want of it. 

Friendship cannot live with Ceremony, nor without Civility. 

Praise little, dispraise less. 

The learned Fool writes his Nonsense in better Language than the unlearned; but still 'tis Nonsense. 

A Child thinks 20 Shillings and 20 Years can scarce ever be spent. 

Don't think so much of your own Cunning, as to forget other Mens: A cunning Man is overmatch'd by a cunning Man and a Half. 

Willows are weak, but they bind the Faggot. 

You may give a Man an Office, but you cannot give him Discretion. 

He that doth what he should not, shall feel what he would not. 

To be intimate with a foolish Friend, is like going to bed to a Razor. 

Little Rogues easily become great Ones. 

You may sometimes be much in the wrong, in owning your being in the right. 

Friends are the true Sceptres of Princes. 

Where Sense is wanting, every thing is wanting. 

Many Princes sin with David, but few repent with him. 

He that hath no ill Fortune will be troubled with good. 

For Age and Want save while you may;
No Morning Sun lasts a whole Day. 

Learning to the Studious; Riches to the Careful; Power to the Bold; Heaven to the Virtuous. 

Now glad the Poor with Christmas Cheer;
Thank God you're able so to end the Year.